“This is the land of milk and honey for the health racket. Every woman in California thinks she's either too fat or too thin or too something.”

Henry Hull - "Doc" Banton

“- Cinder: Ever been to fourth base?
- Ferris: I'm fifteen. No one goes to fourth base...
- Cinder: I hit a home run at fourteen. Well I guess some of us are women, and some of us are little girls.”
Krista Errickson - Cinder
Tatum O'Neal - Ferris

“- Michael Banks: Good heavens, it really is you! You seem hardly to have aged at all!
- Mary Poppins: Really? How incredibly rude! One never discusses a woman's age, Michael. Would have hoped I taught you better.
- Michael Banks: I'm sorry, I didn't mean...”
Ben Whishaw - Michael Banks
Emily Blunt - Mary Poppins

“- Lionel: Are there any other young women in the house?
- Cinderella's Stepmother: How young?
- Lionel: Younger than you.”
Jason Alexander - Lionel
Bernadette Peters - Cinderella's Stepmother

“There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, DistrictAttorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison