“The magic that gives my puppets life was stolen from a tribe of ancient, Egyptian sorcerers, who pledged their legiance to the demon lord, Zutek.”
Guy Rolfe - Toulon

“- Buck Swope: Doesn't it scare you dealing with all those evil forces?
- Reed Rothchild: Evil horses?
- Buck Swope: Evil forces.
- Reed Rothchild: Evil? No man, it's not evil. It's an illusion.”

Don Cheadle - Buck Swope
John C. Reilly - Reed Rothchild

“Salt burns, iron burns away the strength of any creature of the dark. Tincture of copper, for flesh wounds. Silverbane, repels witches. Ogre scrotum, for your own enjoyment.”

Jeff Bridges - Master Gregory

“- Schmendrick: The magic chose the shape, not I. I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger...
- Molly Grue: You are an idiot!”
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick
Tammy Grimes - Molly Grue

“- Madame Therese De Farge: Do you know who I am?
- Miss Pross: You might - from your appearance - be the wife of Lucifer.”

Blanche Yurka - Madame Therese De Farge
Edna May Oliver - Miss Pross