“You think you're easy? Compared to what, the Hundred Years' War?”
Robert Redford - Hubbell

“- Harvey Pollard: I don't know. Kate's a special lady.
- Terry Collins: Kate is an iceberg waiting for the Titanic.”
Troy Garity - Harvey Pollard
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

“Robot woman like clock: pretty face, pretty hands, pretty movement, but hard to regulate when she get out of order.”
Tad Horino - Sam Wo

“- Casanova: Casanova, the philosopher? Who devotes his life to the perfection of experience? Yes, I know him.
- Francesca Bruni: No, Casanova the libertine, who devotes his life to seducing women.
- Casanova: Well, we're obviously talking about the same person.”
Heath Ledger - Casanova
Sienna Miller - Francesca

“Say you meet one of these no sparks women, and you really take the time to get to know her and then you become intellectually stimulated by her. You just really enjoy her personality, thereby igniting all your lust and passion. Have you ever thought about that?”

Janeane Garofalo - Abby