“I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“You're not dead yet: so stop living as if you are!”
Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“- Hillary: Oh, for God’s sake. Don’t you get it? We’ve grown apart. It happens to the best of friends, it’s happened to us. We might as well face it.
- CC: You’re ridiculous.
- Hillary: I’m ridiculous?
- CC: We haven’t grown apart. You’ve fallen apart.”
Barbara Hershey - Hillary Whitney Essex
Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“You don't crumple the paper up, ya gotta twist it, ya twist it.”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“- Roman: How about the gourmet here, you know what he wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes!
- Chet: Hahaha I guess I'm old-fashioned I like assholes.
- Roman: Ha and I like lips! kisses Connie's lips If I could market lips like those I would make another million.”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley