“- Mandy Slade: I just don't think I have what you're looking for.
- Arthur Stuart: I think you do, actually.
- Mandy Slade: What makes you think so?
- Arthur Stuart: That smile for one thing.”
Toni Collette - Mandy Slade
Christian Bale - Arthur Stuart

“- George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?
- Hugh: Yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach.”
Dudley Moore - George Webber
Robert Webber - Hugh

“- Françoise: What are you talking about?
- Richard: Just making conversation.
- Françoise: Do you have a girlfriend?
- Richard: Here?
- Françoise: Anywhere.
- Richard: No, why?
- Françoise: Just making conversation.”
Virginie Ledoyen - Françoise
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“- Z: I guess you prefer old Blood and Guts, huh? His idea of a romantic date is two seats at a public execution. Boy, you sure chose the right husband.
- Bala: For your information, the general and I are deeply, deeply in... in... engaged.”
Woody Allen - Z
Sharon Stone - Princess Bala

“- Mark Zuckerberg: So how is Christy?
- Eduardo Saverin: Christy's crazy.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Is that fun?
- Eduardo Saverin: No. I mean, she's actually psychotic. She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg
Andrew Garfield - Eduardo Saverin