“Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.”

Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell

“Your old tutor did you a great disservice, Mr. Kynaston. He taught you how to speak, and swoon, and toss your head but he never taught you how to suffer like a woman, or love like a woman. He trapped a man in a woman's form and left you there to die!”
Claire Danes - Maria Hughes

“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell

“You can't just walk up to a woman you barely know and tell her you like her. You don't know what she's going through.”
Naomi Watts - Cristina Peck

“- Paige Prescott: Please remove your hand from my thigh.
- Detective Leon Vaughn: Where would you like me to put it?
- Paige Prescott: How about up your ass?”
Denise Richards - Paige Prescott
Fulvio Cecere - Detective Leon Vaughn