“- Hank Gordon: What is it, Doc?
- Dr. Marlowe: It's a red blood cell from the autopsy specimen. It's identical to the blood sample I drew from John Strauss and the embryo.
- Hank Gordon: What it means?
- Dr. Marlowe: Trouble.”
John Dunn-Hill - Hank Gordon
Rutger Hauer - Dr. Marlowe

“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“You’ve got red on you.”

“You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this gooey, white saccus membranous 'round my personhood?... Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here! I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“If it bleeds, it leads!”
Kelsey Grammer - Robert Hawkins