“If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!”
David Warner - Evil

“- Chris Larson: Eureka! I created a program that can play blackjack.
- Bill Gates: Chris, you've been here two days, and you're into blackjack?
- Chris Larson: Yeah, so?
- Bill Gates: So we've got work to do.”
Marc Worden - Chris Larson
Anthony Michael Hall - Bill Gates

“Tara is missing! I have worked for years, months, days, minutes, seconds to create the perfect woman!”

John Astin - Professor Gangreen

“A ship can't be happy unless she's efficient and she certainly won't be efficient unless she's happy.”
Noel Pierce Coward - Captain E. V. Kinross R.N. (Captain "D")

“A happy and efficient ship - a very happy and a very efficient ship. Some of you might think I'm being a bit ambitious wanting both but in my experience you can't have one without the other.”
Noel Pierce Coward - Captain E. V. Kinross R.N. (Captain "D")