“This is my first experience with burlesque. It's a surprising profession.”
Charles Dingle - Inspector Harrigan

“- Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
- Robbie Hart: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.”

Kevin Nealon - Mr. Simms
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“- Clothing Store Woman: Have you ever had experience?
- Sean: With what?
- Clothing Store Woman: Women's clothes?
- Sean: What the fuck would I be doing with women's clothes? What do I look like a transvestite? I'm not no fucking transvestite, all right?”

Joyce Cohen - Clothing Store Woman
Devon Sawa - Sean

“I've heard you've been all over the world, that you speak many languages, and that you've known a great many men... I've never been out of Andalucia, I speak only one language, and I've had only one man. Maybe that's why I want so much to keep him.”

Linda Darnell - Carmen Espinosa

“Experience teaches unless eyewitness present, every murder case is long shot.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan