“I had to go to four different stores to buy four different kinds of formula. Three different kinds of diapers, bottles, towels, you have no idea how much crap these kidsneed.”
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“That's one of the advantages of being an adult. You get to act like a kid anytime you feel like it.”

George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“Remember how in first grade, little boys would chase little girls around the playground, but whenever they'd catch one, they'd get all confused and embarassed and wouldn't know what to do with them? That's... basically my love life.”
Karin Anger - Lily
Robert May - Jim

“- Miss Clavel: You're giving me a gray hair!
- Madeline: Could I see?
- Miss Clavel: No.”
Frances McDormand - Miss Clavel
Hatty Jones - Madeline

“I only got two kids. I didn't adopt you, Al, I married you.”
Linda Fiorentino - Carla