“- Lars Smuntz: You used to love string.
- April Smuntz: That was before, when I was dating the son of wealthy string magnate! Not now when I am married to the half owner of a worthless deathtrap!”
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz
Vicki Lewis - April Smuntz

“- Richard Lestrange: We are married!
- Sylvia Hilliard: Not really. A lot of made up words in the middle of the jungle doesn't count!
- Richard Lestrange: It does to me.
- Sylvia Hilliard: Why don't you just... Follow your heart.
- Richard Lestrange: Lilli is my heart.”

Brian Krause - Richard Lestrange
Nana Coburn - Sylvia Hilliard

Ultimately, I think you have to ask yourself "Is this person worth more to me than my pride"?

Steve Carrell - Doctor Feld

“- Virginia Brush: Why can't you be nice to me once in a while?
- Hugo Barnstead: I've been thinking about it. Then I remember we're married, so why bother?”
Rita Hayworth - Virginia Brush
Jack Carson - Hugo Barnstead

“Bring Tania over here. Marry her. What's wrong with her? When I say marry her, you damn well do it. Be nice to her, pressure off my fucking head. Your penis works, doesn't it? Get going!”

Saeed Jaffrey - Uncle Nasser