“He say plane fly overhead, drop value. I no care. In Beirut, plane fly over head, drop bomb. I like these planes better.”
Costas Kilias - Farouk

“Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this.”

Tommy Madden - Giggywig

“- Fairy Child: Where's daddy? What's he doing?
- Fairy: He is guarding our home, son. There has been a war, and this land is lost.
- Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, mommy?
- Fairy: Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love.”
Barbara Sloane - Fairy

“- Chicolini: I wouldn't go out there unless I had one of those big iron things that go up and down. What do you call those things?
- Rufus T. Firefly: Tanks.
- Chicolini: You're welcome.”

Chico Marx - Chicolini
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“We're all scared, and why shouldn't we be? What do you think they're using in this war, water pistols?”

James Cagney - Eddie Bartlett