“Why look at the computer when you can look at the real thing?”
Arabella Field - Nancy

“- Velda Plendor: What is this? A pajama party? Is this what you call roughing it?
- Phyllis Nefler: One bathroom for nine people? Yes.”
Betty Thomas - Velda Plendor
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“The only downer is everyones got the same idea, we all travel thousands of miles just to watch tv and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“Ever since I've been... gay... I've felt more comfortable around women than I've ever been.”
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde

“If you should decide to stop being selfish and accept your responsibility, you won't be alone. You'll have support.”

Alan Rickman - Metatron