“Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way.”
Jon Lovitz - Ernie Capadino

“- Catherine: What do we do now, Nick?
- Nick: Fuck like minks, raise rugrats and live happily ever after.
- Catherine: Hate rugrats.
- Nick: Fuck like minks, forget the rugrats, and live happily ever after.”
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran

“I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.”
Steve Martin - George Banks

“- Scud: So B-man, what do you think?
- Blade: Sounds like a plan.
- Whistler: What do you really think?
- Blade: They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get.”
Norman Reedus - Scud
Wesley Snipes - Blade