“Sometimes in life, we are given a choice between being a slave in Heaven or a star in Hell. And Hell does not always look like Hell. On a good day, it can look a lot like L.A.”
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“- Evelyn Doyle: Grandma says she got a postcard from Mummy. She's in a place called Australia. Grandma says it's warm there.
- Henry Doyle: Yes, it is. But tell your grandmother that it's not as warm as the place she'll be going next.”
Sophie Vavasseur - Evelyn Doyle
Frank Kelly - Henry Doyle

“If there is a hell, and those sons of bitches are from it, then there has got to be a heaven.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“I don't know if I'm going to Heaven or to Hell, but I'm going from Jackson.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Myrlie Evers

“- Daniel Miller: Is this Heaven?
- Bob Diamond: No, it isn't Heaven.
- Daniel Miller: Is it Hell?
- Bob Diamond: Nope, it isn't Hell either. Actually, there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.”
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
Rip Torn - Bob Diamond