“- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Oh. Ethan married a Catholic girl and that did not go over well.
- Anna Riley: That's why they're fighting?
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: They're not fighting, they're not talking. Two years now no communicando.”
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn
Jenna Elfman - Anna Riley

“You don't deserve a penis!”

Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Butch Coolidge: I think I cracked a rib.
- Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
- Butch Coolidge: No, retard, from the fight.”
Bruce Willis - Butch Coolidge
Maria de Medeiros - Fabienne

“- Moe Greene: I got a business to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to make it run right. We had a little argument, Freddy and me, so I had to straighten him out.
- Michael Corleone: You straightened my brother out?
- Moe Greene: He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table!”

Alex Rocco - Moe Greene
Al Pacino - Michael Corleone

“- Red Sonja: No man may have me, unless he's beaten me in a fair fight.
- Kalidor: So, the only man that can have you, is one who's trying to kill you. That's logic. If you yield only to a conqueror, then prepared to be conquered... Little Sonja...
- Red Sonja: Don't be a fool, I don't want to kill you.”
Brigitte Nielsen - Red Sonja
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kalidor