“- Sammy Parker: My mom hates your dad.
- Maggie Taylor: So? My dad hates your mom.”
Alex D. Linz - Sammy Parker
Mae Whitman - Maggie Taylor

“- Jacob Ryan: That's just a bunch of sentimental bullshit.
- Carolyn Ryan: Wait, sentimental bullshit.
- Jacob Ryan: Everyone's parents say that.
- Carolyn Ryan: Oh really, and do everyone's parentdestroy evidence and lie... to the police?”
Edward Furlong - Jacob Ryan
Meryl Streep - Carolyn Ryan

“- Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Sunday.
- Danny: I don't like tea.
- Sandy: You don't have to drink tea.
- Danny: I don't like parents.”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Sandy
John Travolta - Danny

“- Charlie: Are we friends?
- Will Henry: We're more than that.
- Charlie: What are we?
- Will Henry: We're parents.”

Stephanie Allynne - Charlie
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“- Hilary O'Neil: What is it?
- Victor Geddes: Raw cow... dead.
- Hilary O'Neil: What if I throw up?
- Victor Geddes: Then I'll take care of you.”
Julia Roberts - Hilary O'Neil
Campbell Scott - Victor Geddes