“I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. One time I secretly wanted to be a writer.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“- Brian: Waste not, want not.
- Johnny: And other clichés.
- Brian: But a cliché is full of truth, otherwise it wouldn't be a cliché.
- Johnny: Which is in itself a cliché.”
Peter Wight - Brian
David Thewlis - Johnny

“These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath or a European.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?”

Emma Thompson - Karen

“- Walter Kresby: First of all we are in the country now, so no more black.
- Joanna Eberhart: No more black? Are you insane?
- Walter Kresby: You heard me. Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career bitches wear black. Is that what you want to be?
- Joanna Eberhart: Ever since I was a little girl.”
Matthew Broderick - Walter Kresby
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart