“- Julie: It looks so... new.
- Stu Miley: Well, that's because it is new!
- Julie: But the heirloom - your grandmother's ring...
- Stu Miley: What? You want a used ring?”

Bridget Fonda - Julie McElroy
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley

“Diamonds are supposed to be colorless! You go out and buy a colored diamond for a girl you're not even seeing, man, you must be eating retard sandwiches again.”

Matt Dillon - Tommy 'Birdman' Rowland

“- Doolittle Lynn: Baby, I was just thinking... we got an anniversary coming up and I was wondering what kind of anniversary present you wanted.
- Loretta Lynn: Hmm... well, I ain't got no wedding ring yet.
- Doolittle Lynn: Wedding ring! Bullshit!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn

“Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative – Oh, it’s a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler

“Alan Harper-Relationships are built on trust and mutual respect.
Charlie Harper-Oh, grow up. Relationships are built on diamond earrings and Viagra.
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper