“Vampire Anatomy 101, crosses and holy water don't do dick so forget what you've seen in the movies. You use a wooden stake, silver or sunlight to kill them.”

Wesley Snipes - Blade

“- Karen: Why do you hunt them?
- Whistler: I had a family once - wife, two daughters. Then a drifter came calling one evening, a vampire. He toyed with them first. Tried to make me decide which order they'd die in.”
N'Bushe Wright - Karen
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

“This soldier of Dracula, burn him with the rest.”
José Ferrer - Inspector Branco

“- Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
- Maximillian: So do I!”

Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“- Rachel Jansen: Why Dracula?
- Peter Bretter: Because he's a man like anyone else. He just wants to be loved. And every time he gets close to a human woman, he ends up smothering and killing her, which is a feeling I am familiar with.”

Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter