“- Michael Colin Gallagher: Why aren't you married?
- Megan Carter: How do you know I'm not?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: I don't see a ring.
- Megan Carter: Haven't you heard of women's lib?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: Most of them are ugly.
- Megan Carter: Is that supposed to be a compliment?”
Paul Newman - Gallagher
Sally Field - Megan

“- Anybodys: I ain't never gonna get married. Too noisy.
- A-rab: You ain't never gonna get married. Too ugly.”
Susan Oakes - Anybodys
David Winters - A-rab

“- Tiffany: You son of a bitch! What have you done to me? You got your wish. You're mine now, doll. And if you know what's good for you, you are going to love, honor, and obey! I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe.
- Chucky: Hey, Raggedy Anne, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky.”

Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.”
Red West - Red Webster

“- Belle: Another year before our wedding, Ebenezer.
- Young Scrooge: Well, it can't be helped, Belle. How could we marry now? There's not even enough for a decent home. The investments haven't grown as they should.
- Belle: So you said last year.
- Young Scrooge: Business continues to be poor.”
Meredith Braun - Belle
Raymond Coulthard - Young Scrooge