“- Phil: I'm a god.
- Rita: You're God?
- Phil: I'm a god - I'm not the God, I don't think.
- Rita: Because you survived a car wreck?
- Phil: I didn't just survive a wreck; I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.”
Bill Murray - Phil
Andie MacDowell - Rita

“I don't believe in God. I don't even like the guy.”
Jeremy Davies - Sonny Burns

“- Sheriff Alan Pangborn: Do you believe in the Devil, Father?
- Father Meehan: I guess I have to. You can't have one without the other.”
Ed Harris - Sheriff Alan Pangborn
William Morgan Sheppard - Father Meehan

“People don't believe in God so much as they choose not to believe in nothing.”
Jeff Bridges - Max Klein

“- Mickey's Father: You're gonna believe in Jesus Christ?
- Mickey: I know - sounds funny. But, I'm gonna give it a try.”
Leo Postrel - Mickey's Father
Woody Allen - Mickey