“- Phil: I'm a god.
- Rita: You're God?
- Phil: I'm a god - I'm not the God, I don't think.
- Rita: Because you survived a car wreck?
- Phil: I didn't just survive a wreck; I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.”
Bill Murray - Phil
Andie MacDowell - Rita

“Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your God so flimsey, so weak! For shame.”
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

- Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?
- Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass".
Betty Aberlin - Nun
Matt Damon - Loki

“- Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
- Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.”
Ben Affleck - Bartleby
Matt Damon - Loki

“You know what's scarier than not believing in God? Believing in him. I mean, really believing in him. It's a fucking terrifying thought.”
Patricia Arquette - Frankie Paige