“- Uncle Julius: You've changed, no doubt about that.
- Sybylla Melvyn: You haven't. Your kisses still smell of whiskey and cigars.
- Uncle Julius: That's what makes me irresistible.”

Peter Whitford - Uncle Julius
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

“- Kid: Hey! How about a big, juicy good morning kiss?
- Veda: Not with that good morning breath.”
Christopher Reid - Kid
Angela Means - Veda

“The only questions this year are how badly will they stink, how long will they stink, and will they ever not stink?”

“- Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
- Mushu: So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.”
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan
Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
- Earl: You listenhere Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.”

Brian Kelly - Wes
Randy Travis - Earl