“- Turold: From this day, my kingdom is no more.
- Eirig: Nor mine.
- Turold: A single kingdom under our children.
- Eirig: Agreed.”
Tony Church - Turold
Bernard Archard - Eirig

“I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

“- Dottie Hinson: You ever been married?
- Jimmy Dugan: Well, let me think... yeah, twice.
- Dottie Hinson: Any children?
- Jimmy Dugan: One of them was, yeah.”
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“- George Peters: I told you I was a married man with two children.
- Doris: You're not?
- George Peters: I'm a married man with three children... I thought it would make me seem less married. All right, I didn't think it through, all right? There's been like a lead weight inside me all morning. I mean, denying little Debbie like that!”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris