“Everybody's sin is nobody's sin, and everybody's crime is no crime at all.”
Liam Neeson - Alfred Kinsey

“- Raphelson: You won't get away with this. I have friends, powerful friends!
- President Sawyer: And I'll make sure every single one of them joins you in prison!”
Richard Jenkins - Raphelson
Jamie Foxx - President Sawyer

“- Michael Moore: If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine or the people in that community, what would you say to them if they were here right now?
- Marilyn Manson: I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself
Marilyn Manson - Himself

“Never forget the people who got you there. Charity and generosity don't just make sense, they make dollars. Do right by your community and your community will do right by you.”
Peter Appel - Abie 'The Bug' Pinkwise

“I want to do community service; I want to teach the handicapped how to yodel.”
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk