“If Jesus was black, the apostles were black, 'cause wouldn't no 12 white men follow no brother. Not unless they was the police and Jesus had a warrant.”
D.L. Hughley - D.L. Hughley

“It's like a trinity. If Bono is God then Eddie Vedder would be Jesus.”
Ione Skye - Frankie

“God sent his only son on a suicide mission, but people like him because he made trees.”
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

“- Reverend Hayworth: God is white. It's simple logic. His son is white.
- Walter Whitney: That's not proof. I'm white. My son is black.”
Tom Poston - Reverend Hayworth
George Segal - Walter Whitney

“I love God. God loves me. I love my son. That's it. I think for your father it's a little bit more complicated.”

Nicole Kidman - Nancy Eamons