“Speaking of shoes. You know what I was thinking I'm... You know I, I would like to have a... some shoes next to my shoes.”

Robert De Niro - Detective Eddie Flemming

“If you meet me back here in 1 hour, I will prove to you why you hired me... even though I wouldn't sleep with you.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly

“- Chelsea Turner: Can I make it up to you?
- Seth Winnick: What did you have in mind?
- Chelsea Turner: Back rub, blow-job, breakfast in bed.
- Seth Winnick: The three B's! It has a chance at working.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
French Stewart - Seth Winnick

You say, "Do you want a cup of coffee?" and she says, "Yeah, okay". Then sex is on, yes? Doesn't always work, though. If the President of Burundi says do you want a cup of coffee, you're not supposed to go.
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? I just want to marry you!”

Chris O'Donnell - Jimmie Shannon