“I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war on. We lived in the back, right across from Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo!”
Will Ferrell - Franz Liebkind

“Jesus Palomino, a Nazi! I knew it, you're all in cahoots! Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the Great War, and we kicked the living shit out of you!”

Slim Pickens - Hollis P. Wood

“If you side with the Nazis, Thomas, then we're at war.”
Robert Sean Leonard - Peter Müller

“Technically, they're retreating. But strategically, they're advancing.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

“- Capt. Dennis Dearborn: And if we don't drop these bombs right in the pickle barrel there are going to be a lot of innocent people killed.
- 1st Lt. Luke Sinclair: What's the difference? They're all Nazis!”
Matthew Modine - Capt. Dennis Dearborn
Tate Donovan - 1st Lt. Luke Sinclair