“- Detective Marcus Burnett: Are you a model or a cop?
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Hey, man, I like lookin' good, that's all.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: For who?
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Hey man, don't hate the playa, hate the game.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: [as Detective Mike Lowrey walks away] Hate the tailor.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- Billy: You're very pretty. I'll bet you're a model.
- Gia Carangi: Why? Do I look stupid?”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“- Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
- Matilda Jeffries: Honestly?
- Hansel: Yes.
- Matilda Jeffries: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
- Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Christine Taylor - Matilda Jeffries
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“- Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants?
- Mugatu: What?
- Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Will Ferrell - Mugatu

“Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features doesn't mean that we still can't not die in a freak gasolinefight accident.”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander