“Let me see. I bet you've never seen anything like this before, huh, Barnhill. You probably don't even know about the birds and the bees, you butthead.”

Corey Carrier - Ralph

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“If there's one thing older than art, it's pornography.”
Joan Severance - Marla Stewart

“I don't take my clothes off for anybody, even if it is artistic.”
Richard Hunt - Janice

“It took me five months to shoot my Playmate of the Yearlayout. I shot over 20,000 pictures. It's perfection! They don't go for just great nude shots. They go for art! Perfect art. And I'm proud of that.”
Mariel Hemingway - Dorothy Stratten