“It's like a trinity. If Bono is God then Eddie Vedder would be Jesus.”
Ione Skye - Frankie

“If I was God, I wouldn't let that happen to my boy.”

Tom Hulce - Dominick Luciano

“God sent his only son on a suicide mission, but people like him because he made trees.”
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

“God is black, drives a big caddilac.”
James Riffel - Various

“- French Squire 1: An Englishman will not win this French tournament. English legs are unsteady on French soil.
- French Squire 2: And because French wine is too much for English bellies.
- French Squire 3: And most importantly, because the Pope himself is French.
- Roland: Well, the Pope may be French, but Jesus is English! You're on!”
Miroslav Mokos - French Squire
Noel le Bon - French Squire
Scott Bellefeville - French Squire
Mark Addy - Roland