“We bring you disaster: crushing, humiliating disaster. It is folly to stand against the mighty wrath of the Fuhrer.”

Edgar Barrier - Voice of Terror

“Love makes you do crazy things, insane things, things in a million years you never thought you'd see yourself do.”
Rose Byrne - Alex

“Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard

“- Sam Lombardo: You scared the shit out of me. Are you fuckin' crazy?
- Kelly Van Ryan: Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.”

Matt Dillon - Sam Lombardo
Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan

“I guess everyone is entitled to make a complete and utter fool of himself every now and then.”
James Earl Jones - Ray Murdock