“Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?”
Clu Gulager - Norman Mart

“Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than the Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“I prefer Russia. It's as corrupt as America, but there's less bullshit.”
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“In Moscow we fought for an inch of freedom! Here you take it and pour shit all over it.”
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff

“- Vladimir Ivanoff: You don't look like marxist.
- Veronica Cohen: I'm not. I'm a humanist. What does a marxist look like anyway?
- Vladimir Ivanoff: Usually has beard, mustache.
- Veronica Cohen: A-ha, the women too?
- Vladimir Ivanoff: In Russia, especially women.”
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff
Stephanie Cotsirilos - Veronica Cohen