“You ought to drink more. Nothing hurts when you're numb.”
Brian Keith - Jocko

“- Nora Charles: What hit me?
- Nick Charles: The last martini.”

Myrna Loy - Nora Charles
William Powell - Nick Charles

“God takes care of drunks, madmen and the American army.”
Brian Keith - President William McKinley

“Tell me what you're doing. Okay, let's look at the logic. You create man. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. Man dies. Maybe You should have had just a few more brainstorming sessions prior to creation. You rested on the seventh day. Maybe You should've spent that day on compassion.”

Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“- God: Do you doubt me?
- McCoy: I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.”
George Murdock - God
DeForest Kelley - McCoy