“Do you think we should ask her for some garlic bread?”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“Well, it's nothing very special. Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.”

Michael Palin - Female TV Presenter

“- Rita: Do you have anything for my nerves? You know, just laying around? Seconal, Demerol, Tuinal, Valium, Quaaludes, Percocet...
- Vivian: Rita!
- Eliot: Not my merchandise. I deal exclusively in pot.
- Rita: That shit makes me paranoid.”
Marisa Tomei - Rita
Natasha Lyonne - Vivian
Kevin Corrigan - Eliot

“I want to be able to sleep one night and not worry about who's coming in my room or what's gonna happen to me. If I can get that, then I'll be happy.”
Geoffrey Wigdor - Young John

“- Doc Brunder: George, how did you manage to get your pressure to come down?
- George Malley: Oh... I found my pace. Simple thing really. Hard to explain.”
Robert Duvall - Doc Brunder
John Travolta - George Malley