“You can't take it so literally. A DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly.”
Robbie Amell - Wesley Rush

“You're talking to a 72 year-old man with high cholesterol, eating a bacon and cheddar omelet with extra cheddar. Do I look like I'm afraid of death?”
Scott Flick - Diner Regular

“When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“In my job, I'm always seeing humans at their best, and their worst. I see their ugliness, and their beauty. And I wonder how the same thing can be both.”

Roger Allam - Death

“Don't get old. Old is ugly, ugly is death.”

Ann Magnuson - Monique Steinbacher