“- Artemus Gordon: I only have one request: That you aim for my heart, my heart which has loved this country so much.
- Dr. Arliss Loveless: Shoot him in the head.
- Artemus Gordon: Damn.”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Dr. Arliss Loveless

“Head and handsneed a mediator. The mediator between head and hands must be the heart!”
Brigitte Helm - Maria

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“That's right monkey, play my head!”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?”
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats