“- Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: Don might be crazier than a shithouse rat, but he's solid. We've been together since before Africa. I won't fight with anybody else.
- Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Me neither. There ain't no crew stayed together like we have, Norman. That's 'cause of him.”

Michael Peña - Trini "Gordo" Garcia
Shia LaBoeuf - Boyd 'Bible' Swan

“I'm a monster. My only pleasure is tormenting those people who work for me.”
Tom Wilkinson - Robert Beaumont

“I know it's stupid and weird, but neither of us can do this alone, so we got to do it together, right? You with me? So let's do this thing!”

Lou Romano - Linguini

“When bullies rise up, the rest of us have to beat them back down, whatever the cost. That's a simple idea, I suppose, but one worth giving everything for.”
Matt Damon - Luke Trimble

“Oh no! We suck again!”

Rob Schneider - Townie