“- Embassy driver: If you don't mind my asking, what's Christian Science about?
- Ed Horman: Faith... It's about faith.
- Embassy driver: Faith in what?
- Ed Horman: Truth.”
Jack Lemmon - Ed Horman

“- Alex: I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyerhere. I know the law, you bastards.
- Police Inspector: We'll have to show our little friend Alex here that we know the law too, but that knowing the law isn't everything.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Lindsay Campbell - Police Inspector

“Give me a little credit, George. I'm not going to marry some ape who wants me to wear go-go boots and an apron.”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“- Bethany: You're not with the Fight-to-Lifer's?
- Jay: You mean those fucks with the signs and pictures of dead babies? Shit no. Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice. A woman's body is her own fucking business.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Jason Mewes - Jay

“If the First Amendment will protect a scumbag like me, it will protect all of you.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt