“Even businessmen, who rob and cheat and steal from people everyday, even they have to pay taxes.”
Jonathan Winters - Lennie Pike

“What is it, gambling? Drugs? You know I'd really like to help you but I'm kind of tapped out this month. The IRS is coming down on me like it's some personal vendetta against Bobby Finstock.”

Jay Tarses - Coach Finstock

“- Abbott: The arm of the English law needed help in taking our friend to the station - very, very reluctantly. I've given him in charge.
- Nurse Agnes: For disorderly conduct in a sacred edifice.”
Peter Lorre - Abbott
Cicely Oates - Nurse Agnes

“Mr. Bowman, I wouldn't normally release someone with this type of infection. I need you to follow the rules here. Quarantine is eight weeks in. She's probably going to show more signs of aggression band hunger. When that happens, say your goodbyes and get her straight into quarantine.”
David A Cole - Doctor

“- Max Conners: I've assumed my husband always filed the tax return.
- Gloria Vogal: Which one?”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Anne Bancroft - Gloria Vogal