“- Joe Wilson: Here's something my wife could use in the house...
- Crow T. Robot: A man?”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot

“What is wrong with a man wanting his wife and his wife's best friend to lick his dick at the same time?”
Coati Mundi - Caller #8 - Martin

“Men of sense, whatever you may say, do not want sillywives!”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“You know, Dolly, men like Stiva aren't really conscious of deception at all. They put their wives and homes in one compartment... and these other women into another.”
Greta Garbo - Anna Karenina

“- Jeff: Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?
- Lisa: He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.”
James Stewart - L.B. 'Jeff' Jefferies
Grace Kelly - Lisa Carol Fremont