“I immediately regret this decision.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Father McKenna: I know a lot of people who have been married for years and they are still having second thoughts.
- Amy Jensen: That's encouraging.
- Father McKenna: But they should have never been married to begin with. They just made bad decisions and picked incompatible mates.”
John Bottoms - Father McKenna
Caitlin O'Heaney - Amy Jensen

“I made one decision in my life based on money. And I swore I would never do it again.”
Brad Pitt - Billy Beane

“Unlike Lot's wife, I never looked back.”
Helen Mirren - Maria Altmann

“- Charlie: Neil doesn't believe in Santa.
- Scott Calvin: Well, Neil's head comes to a point.”
Eric Lloyd - Charlie
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin