“I don't know you, I don't like you, and as of right now I am all over you.”

Michael DeLuise - Matt Wilson

“- Miss Hannigan: Now, have I ever spanked any of ya?
- Annie: No, but you've threatened, and that's worse.”
Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan
Alicia Morton - Annie Bennett

“If you ever embarrass me like that again I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.”

Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

“- Baby: Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
- Mary Knowles: Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?
- Baby: I'll do something, motherfucker… I’ll fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat!”

Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby
Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles

“- Deltoid: I've just come from the hospital! Your victim has died!
- Alex: You try to frighten me, admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture! Say it, Brother Sir.
- Deltoid: It'll be your own torture. I hope to God it'll torture you to madness!”
Aubrey Morris - Deltoid
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)