“I was just trying to warn her that she is gonna have to help herself. She just doesn't seem to have any idea how serious this situation is, now does she? She doesn't have the vaguest idea.”

Tess Harper - Chick Boyle

“Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.”
Meg Ryan - Maggie Cavanaugh

“Throw that damn thing away before you need a tetanus shot!”

Thom Gossom Jr. - Coach Charlie Hanna

“- Max: Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
- Sam Emerson: Did you know that?
- Edgar Frog: Of course. Everyone knows that.”
Edward Herrmann - Max
Corey Haim - Sam
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

“- Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.”

Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman