“What planet are you from, sugar tits? Saturn with the rings around your head?”

Penn Fraser Jillette - Bone

“- Howard T. Duck: What is this place?
- Beverly Switzler: Cleveland?
- Howard T. Duck: Cleveland? That's a perfect name for this weird planet!
- Beverly Switzler: You don't know the name of the planet? The planet's called Earth, I think. And I'm obviously in some weird nightmare.
- Howard T. Duck: Your nightmare... or mine?”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler

“I finally meet the right guy, and he's from another planet.”
Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway

“In the end, we don't decide these things you know, the planets do. They're in alignment and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, Doctor. I'm glad you'll be able to watch it.”
Dan O'Herlihy - Conal Cochran

“- Max the Computer: Good Morning Dr. Stark. Check out the observation window for a heavy revelation. This looks like a red letter day for you, Doc. It's an unknown and undiscovered planet and it looks like you discovered it, Doc.
- Dr. Stark: An unknown and undiscovered planet and I discovered it!”
Broderick Crawford - Max the Computer
Patrick Macnee - Dr. Stark