“We don't believe in letting the bank handle our records.”
Barton MacLane - Al Kruger

“I don't want you to put a penny of that stuff in the bank. You know, I don't trust those Illuminati motherfuckers.”
Matthew McConaughey - Moondog

“- Clark Griswold: So, this is the old homestead, eh?
- Cousin Eddie: Yeah. I don't know for how much longer, though. The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“Insurance companies. See, all the banks is insured now, and that's who takes the loss. And hell, they're the biggest crooks of 'em all. We are just little thieves stealing from the big thieves, that's all.”
Matthew McConaughey - Willis Newton

“My fear is that I'm gonna put you in a bikini and you'll still look like a fucking bank teller.”

Melissa McCarthy - Mullins