“- Eddie: You just tried to take a bite out of my arm!
- Johnny: I'm sorry, Eddie. It was just gonna be a little bite.”
Danny Zorn - Eddie
Andrew Lowery - Johnny

“Is there anyone in my family you don't plan to eat?”

Paul Dooley - Big Chuck

“- Subotai: Food... food! I have not eaten for days.
- Conan: And who says you will?”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna