“If I don't see White and then the exterminators in the span of a half an hour you will have no job by midnight tonight. Do you understand me? Then next year you can take the wife and kids to Disney World on your fucking welfare check. Have you got that? Are we together on this?”

E.G. Marshall - Upson Pratt

“Listenhere you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad!”
Laraine Newman - Lawanda Dumore

“- Meredith: You are unbelievably out of line, young lady. Now you listen and listen good. I'm marrying your father in two weeks whether you like it or not. So I suggest you do not tangle with me anymore. You're in way over your head. is that clear?
- Annie: Crystal.”
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

- Bill Cardew: My best man... offering a toast. "To Bill" he says "the one man in the world I'd gladly die for".
- Henry Lowndes: Did I say that?
- Bill Cardew: I'm ready. Let's see you gladly die.

Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew
Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes

“She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice.”
Warwick Davis - Leprechaun