“- Gwen DeMarco: You've got to admit, they really do love him.
- Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.”

Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco
Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber

“- Elton Deedle: Boys, I'm just so very, very proud of you.
- Stew Deedle: The feeling's mutual, Dad.
- Phil Deedle: Yeah, we're proud of us, too.”
Eric Braeden - Elton Deedle
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle

“Biggest story in history? What an ego.”

Téa Leoni - Jenny Lerner

“You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckers got served!”

Omarion Grandberry - David

“Don't play hard to get, you might miss something.”
Robert Rusler - Buzz