“- Jenny: Hey, Max, how was school?
- Max: It sucked!
- Dave: Hey, watch your language.
- Max: [Max goes upstairs and slams his bedroom door] I can't believe you made me move here!
- Jenny: Hmm, he wasn't wearing any shoes.
- Dave: Must be some form of protest.”
Stephanie Faracy - Jenny
Omri Katz - Max
Charles Rocket - Dave

“- Maude Larrabee: I feel terrible.
- Linus Larrabee: Take a pill.
- Maude Larrabee: Watch it. I'm still your mother.
- Linus Larrabee: And you taught me everything I know.
- Maude Larrabee: I didn't teach you this.”
Nancy Marchand - Maude Larrabee
Harrison Ford - Linus Larrabee

“I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.”

Vincent Price - Professor Ratigan

“- Young Quincy: I don't wanna be your boyfriend no more you ugly dog!
- Young Monica: Well I don't wanna be your girlfriend no more big head!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Kyla Pratt - Young Monica

“- Ike Turner: Hey, Anna Mae, where you goin'? I need to get some sleep!
- Tina Turner: Go straight to hell, Ike!”
Laurence Fishburne - Ike Turner
Angela Bassett - Tina Turner